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Chillax Verse of the Day Hebrews 13:1!

Hey man, in this crazy universe, always remember to show some love and spread good vibes. Don’t hesitate to show hospitality to all the cool cats you meet, bro. That’s how we roll in this cosmic journey, man. So, keep it chill and be a righteous dude, alright? Peace and love, my friend!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Exodus 20:2-3!

Listen up y’all, reckon the Big Man upstairs says this: “I’m the one true God, ain’t no other feller cut out for the job. Don’t y’all go idolizin’ nothin’ else, ’cause I’m a jealous type, ya hear? Stick with me, and we’ll be dandy as a possum in a pecan tree.”

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 12:2!

Yo, listen up, I got some advice to dish,
Don’t be like the world, don’t act foolish and jest.
Transform your mind, don’t let society grip,
Renew your thoughts, become a wisdom-filled hip.
Don’t follow trends blindly, stay true to your own flow,
In God’s perfect will, let your true colors show!

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Breaking News ### 1 Peter 5:8-9 ###

BREAKING: Be Alert! The devil prowls, seeking whom he may devour. 1 Peter 5:8-9 warns to remain vigilant, firmly rooted in faith. Urging believers to resist, unyielding and strong, these verses caution against succumbing to the adversary’s temptations. Stay tuned for updates on how to combat the enemy’s schemes. Protect your faith, remain steadfast!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Colossians 1:24-27!

So, like, check it out, dudes and dudettes. I’m totally stoked, ’cause I’m taking one for the team, carrying this cosmic secret deep within me. It’s all about this mind-blowing revelation, man, that the universe holds. The big cheese upstairs wanted everyone to dig it, like, Christ is in you, man. Groovy, right?

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