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So, like, Jesus was all like, “I totally came down from heaven, not to do my own thing, but to do what my pops sent me to do.” And he was like, “Everyone who believes in me totally gets eternal life, cuz that’s what my pops wants. And I’ll totally raise them up on the last day, fer shure.”
Lord, give us some good stuff every mornin’, and show us your love all day long. Let us be happy and have fun, so we can have some good times while we’re alive.
Yo listen up, keep yo cool, keep it steady
Don’t get caught up in the hype, be ready
Gotta keep it real, keep God in sight
Stay true to him, yo, day and night
Keep the faith, keep the commandments tight
That’s the key to bringin’ heaven to sight
“Breaking News: Psalm 95:1-2 declares, ‘Oh come, let us sing to the Lord; let us make a joyful noise to the rock of our salvation! Let us come into his presence with thanksgiving; let us make a joyful noise to him with songs of praise!’ Stay tuned for more updates from the Word of God.”
“Hey man, don’t act all high and mighty. Just kick back and chill with everyone, whether they’re hip or not. And don’t act like you know everything, cause you don’t. It’s all good, so just keep it cool, you know?”
“Ya see, the good Lord done wiped the slate clean for us, makin’ us right with Him through Jesus. He took our sin and gave us his goodness, reckon that’s a sweet deal if ya ask me. Praise the Lord for his graciousness, y’all!”
Pentecostal View on Women – Pentecostal churches often hold a complementarian view on gender roles, which means they believe that men and women have different,
Yo listen up, let me tell ya a story,
Jesus said, “Haven’t you read in the book of glory,
In the beginning, it was just Adam and Eve,
They were chillin in Eden, no beef, no heave.
So what God brought together, don’t try to sever,
Marriage is legit, y’all, now that’s forever!”
Breaking News: “Psalm 1:1-2” reveals the key to happiness and success. The ancient text urges people to avoid the advice of the wicked and sinful, and instead find joy in following the path of righteousness. Those who delight in the law of the Lord and meditate on it day and night will be blessed and prosperous.
“For wages of sin is a major bummer, man. But hey, check it out – gift of God is like, everlasting life, you dig? Through JC, our bro, we can score some serious eternal buzz, no joke. It’s like the ultimate high, dude. So, let’s stay rad and keep the faith, ya know?”
“Let them there righteous folk be a-rejoicin’, let ’em squawk with joy like a buncha roosters at sun-up. And let ’em give thanks to the good Lord up yonder, for he done laid the smackdown on them haters and sent ’em packin’ with their tails between their legs.”
Dear Opal, Happy holidays! I hope you are doing well and getting ready for Christmas. I have been quite busy preparing all the gifts for
