Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo listen up, let me break it down,
In the beginning, God made man and woman, no frown,
He said, “A man shall leave his fam for his one,
And him and his wife, they’ll be two, not none.”
So yo, keep it real and stay true to your spouse,
‘Cause that’s what God wants, don’t be a louse!
When I was a child, I spoke, thought, and reasoned like a child; when I became a man, childish ways changed.
“Breaking News: Colossians 3:17 declares ‘And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.’ A powerful message urging followers to live in faith and gratitude, encompassing all actions and words in the name of the Lord.”
Love is chill, love is kind. It don’t brag or front, and it ain’t jealous. Love ain’t about being rude or selfish, and it ain’t quick to lose its cool. Love always has your back, always trusts, always hopes, always sticks it out, no matter what. Love’s a real trip, man.
“God’s gonna bless y’all so much y’all won’t have no room to hold it all. He’s gonna open up the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much good stuff y’all won’t even know what to do with it. Praise the Lord, y’all!”
Lisa, you are most like Abigail from the Bible.
Yo, listen up to what I gotta say
From the book of Timothy, here to convey
The law ain’t for the righteous, but for the fools
Who break the rules, and act like tools
It’s for the sinners, the liars, and the haters
So they can get straight before it’s too late, ya’ll, don’t be traitors!
Let your yes be yes, and your no be no. Anything more comes from the evil one. #straightuptruth
Breaking News: Colossians 2:6-7
In a powerful message, the letter to the Colossians urges believers to continue their faith in Christ, just as they received Him. They are encouraged to be rooted and built up in Him, overflowing with gratitude. This message has sparked widespread discussion and reverence among the Christian community. Stay tuned for updates.
Dude, like, our bodies are chill temples, bro. Like, they’re totally a gift from the Boss Man upstairs, so like, we gotta take care of ’em, ya know? We can’t just be like, trashing our bodies, ’cause we belong to the Big Guy, and that’s like, trippy, man.
“Now ya listen up, y’all better revere the Lord and serve him faithfully, ya hear? ‘Cause if’n ya don’t, then you’s jest actin’ a fool, and the Lord ain’t gonna show ya no mercy. So y’all better do what’s right, and don’t go stirrin’ up no trouble, ya hear?”
Now listen up, this is how it all began
God made man from dust, just like a big ol’ fan
He breathed into him, gave him life so cool
But don’t think you’re all that, remember you’re just a tool
So dust yourself off, and remember where you came from
Cause without God’s breath, you’d still be numb!
