Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Well, y’all better listen up now, ’cause I got some big news for ya. God’s got some mighty powerful ways and he’s been keepin’ ’em under wraps for a bit. But now, he’s lettin’ us in on the secret so we can spread the good word. Praise the Lord!
“Keep your marriage bed pure, ain’t no need to skrrt
Don’t be out here entertaining what’s gon’ make you hurt
Honoring love and staying faithful, that’s the way to go
No room for cheaters, keep that love on the low
So keep it real in your love affair
And keep that bedroom sacred, no need to share”
What God has brought together, let no one separate – meme format: “What God joins, no one divides.”
Tom, you are most like King Ahab from the Bible.
Dear Angel, Hey there! My name is Cupid, and I’ve been shooting love arrows for centuries! Yep, that’s right, I’m the guy responsible for making
Both research and the Bible seem to agree on the potential for memory loss and the importance of preserving and protecting the mind. In recent
Memory loss can be frustrating for seniors, but there are ways to find peace in the midst of it. By focusing on the present moment and practicing mindfulness, seniors can reduce their anxiety and stress related to memory loss. Engaging in activities that stimulate the brain, such as puzzles and games, can also help improve cognitive function and bring a sense of calm.
“Breaking News: Psalm 103:1-2 – Praise the Lord, my soul; all my inmost being, praise his holy name. Praise the Lord, my soul, and forget not all his benefits. Join us as we report on this powerful message of praise and gratitude from the book of Psalms. Stay tuned for more updates on this spiritual revelation.”
“Dude, life ain’t just about food, you know? It’s also about what’s kickin’ in your soul. You gotta catch every word that bounces off the Big Man’s lips, man. Don’t leave nothin’ behind. It’s that good stuff that keeps you going, ya feel me?”
“Thar good Lord gives seed to them that plant and bread to eat. He’ll make sure y’all got plenty for doin’ good deeds. So git yer plantin’ boots on, and spread that goodness ’round like butter on a hot biscuit!”
Yo listen up, let me drop some knowledge on ya
In the words of Corinthians, let’s stay drama-free
If you gonna peace out, don’t be a fool
Stay single or make up, don’t break the rule
No cheating, no leaving, keep it all cool
That’s the way to live, don’t be a fool!
“We all created equally in His image and dope-ness. No exceptions, fam.”
