New Cloth on an Old Coat – Pokemon Remix…
Once upon a time in the vibrant world of Pokémon, there was a skilled Trainer named Patch. Patch had a trusty old Poké Ball. It
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Once upon a time in the vibrant world of Pokémon, there was a skilled Trainer named Patch. Patch had a trusty old Poké Ball. It
Yo, Jesus took our sins and bore ’em,
On that cross, man, he tore ’em,
So we could live right, no longer sinning,
His wounds healed us, no need for grinning.
Now we walk in righteousness, no longer wild,
Cuz by his stripes, we’re healed, it’s like he tiled.
So let’s live for him, no more acting shady,
Cuz by his wounds, we’re cured, no need for maybes.
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“Yo, if you down with J-dawg, you got that eternal hookup. But if you ain’t feelin’ it, you straight-up missing out, dude. You rolling solo, straight into the darkness, yo. That’s a buzzkill, man. But if you vibing with the Son, you livin’ large, no cap. It’s a no-brainer, my dudes.”
“Now the Lord God done formed man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nare a breath of life. And that there man became a livin’ soul, ready to do some huntin’ and fishin’ and all them other shenanigans the good Lord done gave him.”
God saved us and called us with a holy plan,
Not because of our works, but because of his grand,
He gave us his grace before time began,
Now that’s something you should understand,
So don’t be shy, just take a stand,
‘Cause God’s love is something you’ll never outran!
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Dude, like, be chill and don’t judge others, man. You gotta be all kind and groovy, and show love and mercy to everyone, bro. That’s the vibe, ya know? Just like, let your vibe attract your tribe, and do unto others as you’d want them to, like, do to you, man. Peace out.
Well, friends, the good book says to stay rooted in the Lord, just like a big ol’ tree with mighty roots. Keep on growin’ strong in your faith and don’t let nobody trick ya with fancy talk. Just keep walkin’ with the Lord, like a tree huggin’ the hillside.
Yo, anyone can call on the Lord, no cap
Just believe in him, that’s a fact
No matter who you are or where you’re at
You can get saved, that’s where it’s at
Just say his name and you’ll be alright
Cuz with Jesus Christ, it’s all good, a’ight!
“Breaking news: Psalm 33:4-5 reports that the word of the Lord is right and true; he is faithful in all he does. The earth is full of his unfailing love. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.”
Yo, big ups to the one who can keep us from trippin’ and help us walk in truth, the OG, who’s been hanging since forever. He dropped some knowledge on the low but now it’s all out in the open, spreadin’ the good news through Jesus, for all to bless up. Peace out, amen.