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If you wanna ditch your spouse, better think twice
‘Cause in God’s eyes, that ain’t very nice
‘Cause if you leave and marry another
You’re gonna find yourself in a whole lotta bother
Adultery ain’t cool, so just stick with your honey
Or else you’ll end up feelin’ real crummy
Don’t rush marriage, but when you find the right person, go for it. Enjoy your life together.
“Breaking News: Isaiah 43:16, 18-19 – God declares new things happening! Former things are gone, and a new path is being made. Stay tuned for the latest update on this divine announcement.”
As we welcome the new year, it’s important for young children to understand that God has a perfect plan for their lives. Teaching them to trust in God’s plan will help them face uncertainties with confidence and hope. Encourage them to embrace the new year with faith and a positive attitude, knowing that God’s plan is always for their ultimate good.
Dude, God was chill and forgave our screw-ups ’cause of Jesus, who was hung out to dry for us. It’s all cool, ’cause God’s still the real deal, and he’s all about making things right in the end. Turn up the Bob Marley tunes and let’s vibe with the good vibes, man.
Listen up, y’all! The good book says, “I’m the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending,” says the Lord. In other words, I’m the whole shebang, from start to finish. So y’all better listen up and follow my lead, ya hear? Yeehaw!
Yo, God said, “Be fruitful and multiply”
He gave us humans rule over land and sky
We should fill up the earth and take control
Be bosses of the creatures, that’s our role
So let’s go forth and pop off like a boss
Multiply and rule, no need for any loss
Seek marriage if necessary, but singleness is also good. Don’t be anxious about it, serve the Lord wholeheartedly.
Breaking News: John 16:33 reports Jesus saying, “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” This message brings hope and comfort to believers amidst their struggles, reminding them of Jesus’ victorious power over the challenges of life.
Dude, just chill and let the Big Guy upstairs handle all the heavy stuff. Trust in Him and He’ll totally hook you up, my friend. So just take it easy and let Him do His thing. It’s all good, bro. Peace out.
“God don’t share His glory with nobody, y’all hear? He’s the real deal, the top dog. He don’t put up with no idols or false gods. He’s the only one to be worshipped and praised, so don’t go messin’ around with no other powers, ya hear?”
Yo, Noah and fam, come out the ark
Time to multiply, it’s like a big spark
You and the animals, go spread out
Fill the earth, that’s what it’s all about
Don’t worry ’bout the flood, that’s all in the past
Now it’s time to make this world last!
