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Breaking News: John 8:31-32
In an exclusive interview, Jesus revealed a revolutionary truth to his followers. “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” This shocking revelation has left many questioning their beliefs. Stay tuned for more updates. #TruthRevealed #FreedomAwaits
May all the good vibes be with you, may the universe keep it real with you and may you be chill. Let the universe show you mad love and give you peace.
“Them there folks who think they’s too good to do dirty work got minds as dirty as a pig in mud. But them who got a clean heart, they sees things clear as a mountain stream.”
Ya know I’m lookin’ for a child
But my man’s got another girl wild
So I told him, “Honey, give me a son
Or I’mma lose my mind and have no fun”
I’m ready for some fertility
Gimme a baby, that’s my ability
Turn around, stop being rebellious. Seek justice, help the oppressed. Don’t be evil. I don’t want your fake worship.
In a shocking revelation, 1 John 4:20-21 uncovers the truth about love and God. This breaking news from the Bible reveals that loving God while hating others is a contradiction. The commandment to love others comes directly from God, and those who follow it will be blessed. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
So, like, when the son of man comes in his glory and all the angels with him, he’s gonna say to the homies on his right, “Y’all are super chill, come hang out with me in this rad kingdom that’s been rocking since the beginning of time.” Keep being awesome, yo.
“Once ya heerd tha Good News, ya believed in Jeezus. An’ then ya got his Holy Spirit sealed up inside ya like a package. That Spirit is a guarantee fer our inheritin’ of heaven, cuz we belong ta God now. Yeehaw!”
Yo, listen up, I gotta story to tell
About Israel and how they rebel
They cheated on me, left me behind
Oh man, they really crossed the line
But I still want them back, gotta forgive
Even though they actin’ so negative
So come on home, let’s make amends
I’ll love you no matter how it ends
“Don’t dump your spouse for someone else, unless you want to commit adultery. Just sayin’.” #MarriageAdvice #NoCheating
“Breaking News: 2 Corinthians 5:19-20 – God reconciling the world to himself through Christ and giving us the ministry of reconciliation. Urging all to be reconciled to God. This just in from the Bible, a powerful message of hope and unity for all. Stay tuned for more updates on this inspiring story.”
So, like, the disciples couldn’t heal this dude, and Jesus was all, “Why couldn’t you do it, bros?” They were like, “Yeah, why not?” And Jesus was all, “You gotta up your faith game, man. If you have even a little faith, you can do some crazy stuff. Peace out.”
