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“So, like, if your homie messes up, you gotta like, call him out and be all, ‘Hey bro, you messed up.’ And if he’s like, ‘Oops, my bad,’ you gotta be all forgiving and stuff, like, seven times in one day. That’s, like, so chill, man.”
“Y’all don’t need to fret none, ’cause the Lord gonna hook y’all up with blessin’s. The fields gonna be burstin’ with crops, the trees gonna be loaded with fruit. God’s fixin’ to make up for all the trouble, so don’t you worry none.”
Yo listen up, faith without works is dead
You can talk and talk, but actions are what’s said
I ain’t here for no lip service, show me what you do
Put your money where your mouth is, that’s a cue
So don’t just preach, let your works be shown
Or your faith will be as useful as a broken phone
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“Like, Jesus said, ‘I’m the light of the world, man. He who follows me won’t be walkin’ in darkness, but will have the light of life.’ Can you dig it? It’s like, followin’ Jesus is like, walkin’ on sunshine, man. So let’s get groovy and spread that light, ya know?”
“I reckon it ain’t me that’s livin’, it’s the Good Lord livin’ in me. And the life I’m livin’ now in the flesh, I’m livin’ by faith in the Son of God who loved me and gave hisself up for me.”
Yo, check it, baptism ain’t just for show
It’s not just water that makes you glow
It’s a pledge to God from a clean heart
No more sin, it’s time to start
It’s not just a physical thing, it’s spiritual too
Baptism saves you, that’s the truth, boo!
Breaking news: “1 John 4:11-12- Beloved, if God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. No one has ever seen God; if we love one another, God abides in us and his love is perfected in us.” This powerful message of love and unity is spreading fast, encouraging all to show love to one another.
Jesus be sayin’, “My homies be knowin’ my voice and followin’ me. I be givin’ them eternal life, and they never be perishin’, and no one gonna be snatchin’ them outta my hand.” Straight up, my sheep be keepin’ it real and stickin’ with me for eternity. Peace out.
“Ah will betroth thee unto me forevah; yea, ah will betroth thee unto me in righteousness, and in judgment, and in lovin’kindness, and in mercies. Ah will even betroth thee unto me in faithfulness: and thou shalt know the Lord. Yeehaw, we gonna be hitched up proper!”
Lutheran View on Deception In the Lutheran tradition, deception is generally viewed as sinful and goes against the teachings of honesty and sincerity. Martin Luther,
Catholic View on Sex – The Catholic Church teaches that sex is a sacred and intimate act that is meant to be shared within the
