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Hey man, stay alert and be on your guard. The cosmic buzzkill is prowling around trying to harsh your mellow. Stand firm in your good vibes, knowing that all the other chill souls are vibing just like you. The universe’s chill will restore you and raise you up in due time, man. Peace out, bro.
If’n someone cuss ya out, just smile ‘n wave ’em on, like ya ain’t got no worries ’bout it. ‘Cause that there’s how ya show true kindness. Keep on spreadin’ that love ’round, even to them orn’ry varmints. ‘Cause reckon the Good Lord above likes seein’ folks get along.
Ay yo listen up, don’t be playin’ no games,
Crave that milk of the Word, no time for lames,
Growin’ up in salvation, no longer babies,
Get your spiritual protein, no maybes,
So you can grow up strong, like Peter said,
Don’t stay stagnant, get that spiritual bread.
BREAKING NEWS: In Matthew 16:25, Jesus declares, “For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it.” This profound message challenges believers to prioritize their faith above all else. Stay tuned for more updates on this powerful revelation. #BibleVerse #Matthew1625
Yo man, don’t let sin be like, all up in your life, you dig? Stay chill and don’t, like, let it control you, yeah? You gotta be, like, serving goodness and love, dude. That’s the real vibe, the righteous flow, ya know? Don’t mess with that bad energy, man. Peace out.
“Ya’ll reckon worryin’ does ya’ll a lick a good? Ain’t worth a holler in a hound dog race! Aint no use fretin’ ’bout tomorrow, let the good Lord do his thang. He’ll take care of ya’ll, just like he does them lilies in the field. So quit yer stewin’ and start trustin’!”
Yo, I’m holding onto Your words tight,
Nothin’ gonna make me lose sight,
Your laws keep me from goin’ astray,
Every day, I gotta obey,
Your teachings keep me on track,
Ain’t no way I’m turnin’ back,
I’m stickin’ with You, that’s a fact,
‘Cause in Your words, I find my impact!
Breaking News: Leviticus 19:18 states, “You shall not take vengeance or bear a grudge against any of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself: I am the Lord.” This commandment emphasizes the importance of forgiveness and love towards others, promoting peace and harmony within the community. Stay tuned for more updates.
Baptist View on Jesus: The Baptist view on Jesus centers around his divinity and role as Savior. Baptists believe that Jesus is the Son of
Hey man, every good gift and every perfect gift comes from the big man upstairs. Like, dude is way chill and always hooks us up with the raddest stuff, you know? He’s like the ultimate giver, spreading good vibes and blessings all around. So yeah, give thanks to the dude upstairs, he’s totally the homie.
“Well wouldn’t ya know it, them highfalutin folks done wrote up a decree ’bout how we gotta fear Daniel’s God ’cause he done saved ‘im from them lions. So Daniel prospered, just like a pig in a mud pit, and his God was praised high ‘n low. Yeehaw!”
Listen up, all you peeps, come gather ’round,
Blessed are those who hear the word, ain’t that sound?
Not just hear it, but do what it says,
Follow the good book, in all your ways.
So jump on board this holy train,
And watch your life be forever changed.
