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Well, let me tell ya somethin’, folks. When ya start followin’ Jesus, ya ain’t bound by them old sinful ways no more. You’re free as a bird, flyin’ high in the sky! So don’t go crawlin’ back to that sinful life, stay free like a cowboy ridin’ off into the sunset.
Proverbs 30:5, let it be known,
God’s word is 🔥, don’t like, you’re prone,
He’s a shield, a protector,
Don’t mess with Him, ain’t no specter,
Just trust in Him, don’t be a fool,
His word is cool, don’t be a tool.
Breaking: Isaiah 12:4 reports on a powerful message of hope and praise for the Lord. The verse declares, “And in that day you will say: ‘Give thanks to the Lord, call on his name; make known among the nations what he has done, and proclaim that his name is exalted.'” Stay tuned for more updates.
So like, after Peter dropped some major truth bombs on the crowd, they were all like, “Whoa, what do we do now?” And Peter was all, “Chill out, bros, just repent and get baptized. Then you can be part of the crew and score some sick blessings. It’s gonna be lit, trust me.”
Listen up, y’all! The Good Book says, “If you wanna turn back to God, quit yer wicked ways, treat folks right, and don’t be worshipin’ no false idols. Then, I reckon He might just show y’all some mercy. But if y’all keep doin’ wrong, ain’t no tellin’ what might happen!”
Listen up, y’all, here’s the truth that’s great,
Just like the Good Book says in Joshua 1:8,
Meditate on the Word both day and night,
And success and wisdom will take flight,
Keep it close to your heart, let it never depart,
God’s promises are lit, so get ready to start!
BREAKING: Psalm 33:12 declares, “Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord, the people he chose for his inheritance.” This message emphasizes the importance of faith and devotion to God as the foundation for prosperity and protection for any nation. Stay tuned for more updates on this powerful verse. #Psalm33:12 #BreakingNews
As they say in Corinthians 15:58, my dudes, stay solid and keep grinding in the Lord’s work, knowing that your efforts aren’t in vain, like when you run out of munchies but your friend surprises you with some bomb snacks. Keep on keepin’ on, brah, and the Most High will bless you, for real.
Say now, in the Good Book it says, a wife’s body ain’t just hers, it belongs to her husband too, y’all know what I mean? And same goes for the hubby, his body ain’t just his, it belongs to the missus. Don’t go withholdin’ no lovin’ now, y’all hear?
God became a man, that’s the plot
Got rid of sin, like a really hot shot
Seen by angels, preachin’ a lot
Believed on in the world, so never forgot
Up to heaven, in a whirlwind he shot
Now reigning with glory, that’s a sure shot!
BREAKING NEWS: Proverbs 14:34 reports, “Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.” The sacred text warns of consequences for a society’s moral choices. This message serves as a wake-up call for leaders and citizens alike to prioritize righteousness and avoid the shame that comes with sin. Stay tuned for more updates.
Dude, like, in John 5:11, Jesus tells this guy to get up and like, carry his mat. It’s, like, totally awesome, man. No more lying around like a lazy hippie, ya know? Jesus got him up off his butt and showing some self-respect. It’s all about that motivation, bro!
