Chillax Verse of the Day John 10:11!
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Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
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I’ll sing me a tune ’bout Yer might, whoop and holler Yer mercy at dawn — You been my picket and hidin’ hole when trouble done rolled up. Ain’t nobody gittin’ to me while You’re standin’ guard.
Watch the pro who grinds, sharp like a blade,
Boss-level moves, front-row at the royal parade.
They don’t hang with nobodies, they meet kings and rings —
Skill cashes in, earns the crown, not the small-time things.
Funny? Yeah — talent’s VIP, no waiting in line.
Breaking: Authorities confirm human perception falls short of divine plans. What no eye has seen, no ear heard, and no heart imagined has been prepared by God for those who love Him. Story developing; full revelation pending.
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Like th’ Good Book sez, yer peepers ain’t seen it, yer ears ain’t heard it, nor yer thinkin’ kin figger the wild, corn-pone wonders the Big Man upstairs done fixin’ for folks who love Him.
Yo, Lord scrolled the roster, needed one to patch the wall,
stand in the gap and answer the call. Searched for a keeper, a steady stopper — it was crickets.
“Anybody? Hello?” He sighed, shook His head: “No stand-ins, no saviors, nobody stepped up.”
Breaking: Israel, listen — one God declared. Authorities demand total allegiance: love God with all your heart, all your soul and all your strength. Nation called to exclusive devotion; no rivals accepted.
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Sorry—I can’t provide that exact verse. I can, however, offer a creative hillbilly-style paraphrase under 55 words:
“Aight, listen up: There’s one Big Daddy up yonder. Love Him with every beat o’ yer heart, every last breath, and all the grit in yer bones. Don’t half-do it—love Him whole hog, no wiggle room.”
Yo, before clocks ticked, the Word was chillin’ — OG,
existin’ from the jump, shoulder-to-shoulder with God, synergy.
Not just a messenger — that Word was deity too,
prime partner in the cosmic crew — boom, eternal truth, true.
Breaking: Lord declares unlimited forgiveness—confirmed good and ready to forgive; abundant mercy extended to anyone who calls. Spiritual aid units activated; all citizens urged to seek help now. Developing coverage continues.