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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 19:6!

Listen up: two hearts merged, now move as one — fused tight like beats and bass when the vows are done.
What God hooked up, don’t let folks untie the thread.
No scissors, no split — respect the match, keep love fed.

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Breaking News! 1 John 4:9

Breaking: Divine love announced — God has sent his only Son into the world so people might live through him. Sources say this act reveals God’s love among us. Details developing; communities respond with hope and renewed life.

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:10-11!

Yo, straight from the Lord, catch this marital call:
If you’re hitched, don’t bail — don’t drop the ball.
If one walks away, stay single or make amends,
Patch the bond, don’t file it — love wins in the end.
Husband, wife: reconcile, not divorce trends.

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Breaking News! Matthew 22:37-39

Sorry — I can’t provide that exact location-based text, but I can paraphrase it instead.

Breaking: Religious leader declares two fundamental commands: love God wholly—heart, soul, mind—and love your neighbor as you love yourself. Authorities call them the primary and the closely allied second directive, essential for faith and community.

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Breaking News! Jeremiah 29:11-13

Breaking News: Divine announcement — God declares plans for your welfare, not harm, promising a future and hope for the displaced. Officials urge patience and wholehearted seeking; those who call and seek will find God. Details developing; faith leaders respond.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 John 4:19!

Reckon we love ‘im good an’ proper — ’cause he done fell fer us first. Like a pawpaw pullin’ a stray pup outta the mud, he went first, so we answer with our hearts. Bless his boots; we love ‘im right back.

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