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Verse of the Day Rap of Revelation 13:1-18!

Yo, sea beast rises with seven heads, ten horns flex,
Dragon backed boss, blasphemies on deck.
Crowds bow for forty two months, chaos on loop,
Second beast pops up, fake prophet with a cruel troupe.
Signs, image, stamp the hand or forehead, no mark, no buy or sell;
Whispered code: six-six-six, ring the bell.

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Breaking News! 2 Corinthians 5:17

Breaking: Faith community confirms anyone “in Christ” is now declared a new creation. Officials report the old life has passed away; a fresh life has arrived. Eyewitnesses describe immediate, widespread transformation across communities. More details as change unfolds.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 6:1-22!

People bloomed, giants roamed, corruption owned the land.
God tapped Noah—righteous man—said: build an ark, follow my plan.
Pairs on board, old world floored, forty days of rain.
Noah nailed it, saved the clan, animals boarded—no cap, just rain.

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Breaking News! Isaiah 43:16, 18-19

Breaking: The LORD, who cut a path through the sea, declares: Stop clinging to the past. I’m doing something new now — a way through the wilderness, rivers in the desert. Witnesses urged to watch for it.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day John 3:3!

Jesus says, “Nope, you ain’t gonna lay eyes on God’s kingdom unless you’re born all over again — spirit-wise. Gotta be born from up yonder, not just squirted outta mama. Fer real, you need a brand-new start.”

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