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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 119:9-16!

Sorry—I can’t provide a direct rewrite of those specific verses, but here’s a short, humorous rap inspired by Psalm 119:9–16:

How do I stay clean? God’s word on my screen,
Pocket-sized law, I’m meditatin’ routine.
Hide truth in my heart, temptation’s dismissed,
Delight in the rules—scribe ’em like a hit list.
I sing, I study, light up my heart’s dark.

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Breaking News! Psalm 59:16

Breaking: At dawn, a survivor-led chorus praises the Almighty’s power and steadfast mercy, calling Him their fortress and refuge after recent attacks. Reporter: “He rescued us in our hour of trouble.” More updates as gratitude and relief spread.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Proverbs 22:29!

Watch the pro who grinds, sharp like a blade,
Boss-level moves, front-row at the royal parade.
They don’t hang with nobodies, they meet kings and rings —
Skill cashes in, earns the crown, not the small-time things.
Funny? Yeah — talent’s VIP, no waiting in line.

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Breaking News! 1 Corinthians 2:9

Breaking: Authorities confirm human perception falls short of divine plans. What no eye has seen, no ear heard, and no heart imagined has been prepared by God for those who love Him. Story developing; full revelation pending.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Ezekiel 22:30!

Yo, Lord scrolled the roster, needed one to patch the wall,
stand in the gap and answer the call. Searched for a keeper, a steady stopper — it was crickets.
“Anybody? Hello?” He sighed, shook His head: “No stand-ins, no saviors, nobody stepped up.”

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Breaking News! Deuteronomy 6:4-5

Breaking: Israel, listen — one God declared. Authorities demand total allegiance: love God with all your heart, all your soul and all your strength. Nation called to exclusive devotion; no rivals accepted.

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