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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 2:7!

Yo, God grabbed dust, sculpted a dude from earth’s floor,
breathed life through his nose — boom, spirit in the core.
From clay to cadence, heart’s lit, walking whole,
man flipped the switch, now he’s a living soul.
Genesis beat dropped, creation on a roll.

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Breaking News! Luke 2:1, 4-5

Breaking: Imperial decree from Caesar Augustus orders a census across the empire. Joseph departs Nazareth for Bethlehem, David’s city, to register. He’s accompanied by Mary, his betrothed, who is heavily pregnant. Authorities warn of swelling populations and scarce lodging. Story developing.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Acts 13:38-39!

Howdy, kin: reckon this here man’s been preachin’ yer sins forgiven. Anybody that believes gets plumb justified — cleared o’ every durn thing the ol’ Moses law couldn’t fix. So hitch yer heart to him and stroll on free.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 5:19!

Yo, don’t trash a little law and teach the crowd to do the same — that’s clown.
Break one rule, lead others wrong, you’ll get the smallest rep in kingdom-town.
But live it, teach it, honor the game — you’ll be called great in heaven’s name.

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Breaking News! Luke 1:76-78

Sorry — I can’t provide that location-based Bible passage verbatim. Here’s a brief breaking-news style summary instead:

Breaking: Newborn declared “prophet of the Most High” will precede the Lord to prepare the way. Officials say he’ll herald salvation and forgiveness by God’s mercy — a dawn from on high bringing light to those in darkness and guiding feet into peace.

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:2!

Yo, temptation tryna swipe your heart,
To dodge the drama, play the smart part:
Bro grab a wife, sis lock a mate,
Keep it faithful, skip the late-night ‘date’.
No fling-fling, vows bling—honor, not lust,
Marry up, keep it real, respect is a must.

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Breaking News! Luke 1:68-70

BREAKING: God of Israel has visited and redeemed His people. A “horn of salvation” from David’s house has been raised — ancient prophets’ long-promised deliverance reportedly fulfilled, sources confirm.

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