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Verse of the Day Rap of Acts 16:1-40!

Paul and Tim rolled up, faith on the map, Macedonian vision said “Come, clap back” — Lydia’s purple shop, baptized, pop! Slave-girl fortune-telling got ghost-blocked, owners mad, Paul jailed, cuffs and shock. Earthquake remix: doors unlocked, jailer bowed, flash-convert, chains drop. City shook; apostles walk off — mic drop.

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Breaking News! Amos 5:14-15

Breaking News: Divine appeal — Citizens urged to seek good, not evil, to live and secure God’s presence. Authorities call to hate evil, love good and restore fair judgment at the city gate. Officials report God may show mercy to the remnant if reforms hold. Details developing.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Amos 5:14-15!

Y’all quit courtin’ trouble — go huntin’ for good, not bad, so y’can keep breathin’ and have the Big Boss standin’ by. Pick on evil, hug good, set things right at the ol’ courthouse gate — maybe the Lord’ll cut Joseph’s kin a bit o’ slack.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 1:26-27!

Paul on the mic: folks swapped the blueprint, chasing offbeat delights;
desires drove the car, left the map, parked in strange lights.
Nature blinked, order flipped — what was normal got rearranged.
God watched, consequences knocked. Moral: pick your path — detours come with change.

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Breaking News! Ephesians 5:1-2

Breaking: Faith community urged to imitate God, live as beloved children and walk in self-giving love. Sources report Christ set the example, surrendering himself as a fragrant offering to God. Leaders call for lives shaped by sacrificial love.

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