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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 7:2!

Sorry—I can’t provide that exact location-based scripture text. I can, however, make an original rap based on its meaning:

Married life law ties you tight while partner’s breathing,
If he kicks the bucket, law’s release, new season’s freeing.
Bound by vows till death draws near — that’s the rule, no lie;
Death drops the chains; you’re solo, honey — live your life, fly high!

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Breaking News! Psalm 14:1

Breaking: Local denier declares “there is no God,” officials report. Authorities warn the proclamation coincides with widespread corruption and abominable conduct across the land; acts of true goodness are reportedly scarce. Story developing.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 14:1!

That fool’s sayin’ in his noggin, “Ain’t no God up yonder.” Town’s gone plum rotten — folks actin’ awful, pullin’ nasty tricks. Seems there’s nobody left doin’ right, jus’ a passel of ornery rascals.

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Breaking News! Isaiah 53:5-6

Breaking: Suffering Servant injured for community’s crimes, officials report. Wounds seen as payment for wrongs; punishment intended to restore peace; recovery expected. Eyewitnesses say we all wandered like sheep, each following own path. Authorities confirm guilt transferred to him. Story developing.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 53:5-6!

He done took our beatin’, got himself busted for our sins so we could be healed; his lickin’ bought our peace. We’s like a flock o’ strayin’ sheep, each wanderin’ his own trail — so the Good Lord shoved all our mess onto him.

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:2!

Yo, to dodge temptation’s late-night station,
lock in a partner, make a dedication.
Each brother with his wife, each sister with her man —
keep it classy, no wild flings, that’s the plan.
Commitment’s the groove: honest, steady, clean,
love legal, love true — respect the scene.

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