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Breaking: Faith community urged to imitate God, live as beloved children and walk in self-giving love. Sources report Christ set the example, surrendering himself as a fragrant offering to God. Leaders call for lives shaped by sacrificial love.
Procession of the Holy Ghost The primary theological difference between the Orthodox and Catholic views on the Holy Ghost concerns the procession of the Holy
Lutheran View on Original Sin Lutherans believe that original sin is a condition inherited from Adam and Eve, which affects all human beings. According to
Catholic View on Transubstantiation In Catholic theology, transubstantiation refers to the belief that during the Eucharist, the bread and wine used in the sacrament become
LDS/Mormon View on Homosexuality The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS), commonly known as the Mormon Church, teaches that sexual relations are reserved
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Y’all be imitators of the Good Lawd — act like His own kin. Mosey ’bout in love, wearin’ it like work boots. Ol’ Jesus loved us plum crazy and gave Himself up, like a Sunday roast pleasin’ the Big Guy above. So love folks, reckless and real.
Yo, free from fuss—single heart on the Lord,
No split attention, just one holy chord.
Married’s juggling plates, thinking “home” and “date,”
But solo saints hustle to please God straight.
Stay faithful, stay funny — heavenly follower on deck.
Breaking: Religious alert — believers urged to prepare minds, be sober-minded, and set their hope fully on the grace to come at the revelation of Jesus Christ. Authorities stress vigilance and hopeful endurance until the promised appearing. Live coverage to follow.
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Alrighty, hitch up yer thinkin’ britches, quit actin’ like a moonshine fool, and set yer hopes plum on the big ol’ grace comin’ when Jesus shows up. Stay sharp and keep yer hat on straight, y’all.
Yo — quick divine memo, hear this three-step flow:
God’s the boss up top, Christ runs the show,
man’s got a role, wife brings the glow.
Not a power trip — just order and love,
unity synced from heaven above.
Respect the chain; laughter, not control.
That’s the gospel — short rap patrol.
