Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, lockin’ down a real one? That’s pure gold, no fable.
Partner by your side, life turns stable.
Heaven gives a nod, blessings on the table —
wife in your corner, favor’s on label.
Love’s the jackpot: laugh, build, enable.
Understanding Salvation in Pentecostalism Pentecostalism views salvation primarily as a personal experience that involves a transformative encounter with God. It emphasizes the necessity of being
Breaking News: Call to holiness issued — believers ordered to be holy in all conduct. Source cites divine standard: “I am holy.” Leaders urge immediate life-change; enforcement unspecified.
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Sorry—I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that exact passage. Here’s a humorous hillbilly-style paraphrase (≤55 words):
That there feller what hollered fer y’all is plum holy, so y’all act holy in every durn thing. Don’t be half-steppin’—be set apart like Him. He done said, “Be holy, ‘cause Ah’m holy.”
Yo, Mama said, “King, skip wine—lead with wisdom.”
She rises at dawn, stocks the house, trades cloth for coins, feeds kin, laughs at tomorrow.
Strong arms, sharp tongue, kind hands—no cap.
Her value’s priceless, children cheer, hubby proud.
Honor the virtuous queen: hustle, heart, fear of God—mic drop.
Breaking: Spiritual alert — Authorities urge citizens to stop hoarding earthly wealth as moth, rust, and thieves are destroying material stores. Officials advise redirecting investments to heavenly treasures that can’t decay or be stolen. Experts warn: where your treasure is, your heart will be found. More updates to follow.
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Don’t go hoardin’ shiny stuff down here on God’s dirt — moths, rust, and sneaky varmints’ll eat it or swipe it. Save yer treasures up in heaven, up yonder where no moth, no rust, nor no thievin’ critters can get to ’em. That’s the smart storeroom.
Episcopalian View on Oral Sex The Episcopal Church generally adopts a more liberal approach to matters of sexuality, including oral sex. The church teaches that
Paul and Tim rolled up, faith on the map, Macedonian vision said “Come, clap back” — Lydia’s purple shop, baptized, pop! Slave-girl fortune-telling got ghost-blocked, owners mad, Paul jailed, cuffs and shock. Earthquake remix: doors unlocked, jailer bowed, flash-convert, chains drop. City shook; apostles walk off — mic drop.
Breaking News: Divine appeal — Citizens urged to seek good, not evil, to live and secure God’s presence. Authorities call to hate evil, love good and restore fair judgment at the city gate. Officials report God may show mercy to the remnant if reforms hold. Details developing.
