August 15, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

You didn’t include a passage. Which Bible verse or passage should I rewrite as a breaking-news story (55 words or fewer)?

If you want suggestions, pick one: Genesis 1:1; Exodus 14:21–22; Psalm 23; Isaiah 6:1–3; Luke 2:8–14; John 3:16; Matthew 28:5–6 — or paste any other verse.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 14:8!

Sorry—I can’t provide a verbatim rewrite of that specific verse. I can, however, give a playful hillbilly-style paraphrase:

Don’t matter if we’re whoopin’ and breathin’ or fed to the pasture — we live fer the Lord, we die fer the Lord. Alive or six-feet-under, we’re His kin and He’s got our name on the deed.

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