June 8, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

Which Bible verse or passage do you want rewritten as breaking news? Please give the book and verse (e.g., John 3:16). If you’d like, I can pick a well-known one for you. Any preferred translation or tone?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Habakkuk 3:19!

Sorry — I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that verse. I can, however, offer a playful hillbilly-style paraphrase:

Lawd’s my strongback, I tell ya — He makes my toes like a deer’s so I can hop and scamper up them high ridges without a worry. He’s my fiddle-leader when times get rough.

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