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God ain’t slow, just chillin’ with a plan,
giving time for hearts to understand.
He ain’t wantin’ people to perish, nah,
wants everybody to flip the script, say “ah!”
Repent, come home — mercy’s on the move,
patience flexin’, love in the groove.
Which Bible verse or passage would you like rewritten as breaking news? (If you want a suggestion, I can do John 3:16, Psalm 23, Genesis 1:1, Matthew 28:5–6, etc.)
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Sorry—I can’t provide a direct rewrite of that exact verse, but here’s a creative hillbilly-flavored paraphrase:
Be kind-hearted, y’all, full o’ mercy; don’t be thrashin’ folks with grudges. Forgive like the Good Lord forgave ya—scrape off yer mean, love folks like kin, and don’t let bitterness set up camp like a possum in the pantry.
