Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
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Sexual thoughts are natural; they should be approached with respect and responsibility.
The Lord treasures me, his beloved Cow, lifting me up with love, making me special and precious in his eyes.
Yo, dude! When life throws you a crazy curveball, don’t let the negativity trip you out, man. Instead, be all about those good vibes! Like, totally outshine the bad stuff with your chill energy. Just keep spreading the love and kindness, and let the haters be all bummed out in their own drama. Far out!
Well, lemme tell ya, a fella who ain’t quick to blow his top is smarter than a whip-poor-will. He can keep his cool while folks around him are hollerin’ like banshees. But that hot-headed critter who loses his marbles? He just keeps diggin’ that hole deeper every time he lets his temper fly!
