August 21, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Jeremiah 31:3!

Yo, check it, God’s got a love so deep,
From the very start, no need to creep.
He called me once, said, “Hey, I’m real,
With love like that, you know the deal!
Ain’t no long-distance, my heart’s the prize,
Everlasting vibes, open your eyes!
So come on, let’s vibe, don’t be shy!”

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Breaking News ### Psalm 42:8 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Comfort in Troubling Times**
In a stunning turn of events, reports emerge of a powerful message echoing through the hearts of the faithful. Sources reveal that a longing for reassurance is met with a promise: “By day the Lord directs His love; at night, His song will be with me, a comforting presence amid chaos.” Stay tuned.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 5:3!

So, there’s this spot by the pool, right? A whole bunch of sick people chilling there, waiting for the water to do its magical thing. You know how it is—everyone’s hoping to get in when it bubbles up. But like, who gets there first? The ultimate test of patience and luck, bro! What’s the deal, man?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 3:21-22!

Alrighty, here goes:

“Hey y’all, keep yer smarts and good sense real close, like a trusty hound. They’s gonna keep ya outta trouble, make ya as cozy as a bug in a rug. Folks will see ya shinin’ bright, like a porch light on a summer night—guaranteed to keep the bad luck away!”

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