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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 6:27!

Yo, check it, why stress and fret,
‘Bout the things you can’t regret?
Growin’ tall or shrinkin’ small,
Can’t change a thing, not at all!
Worry’s just a waste of time,
So chill, let your worries unwind!
Life’s too short, don’t sweat the day,
Laugh it off, and dance your way!

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Breaking News ### Colossians 4:5-6 ###

**Breaking News: Community Relations Advisory!** In a recent address, officials urge citizens to engage wisely with outsiders, advocating for proactive and graceful communication. Emphasis on speaking with clarity and purpose has been highlighted, ensuring every interaction is seasoned with kindness. This initiative aims to strengthen relationships and foster understanding in our diverse community. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Timothy 2:16-17!

Yo, check it! There’s this dude, right? He’s all like, “Watch what you say, bro.” Some chatter is just a total buzzkill, you know? Keep it real, keep it chill. The wise stuff? It’s like, pure gold, man. Avoid the nonsense, and you’ll vibe with the good vibes that lead to a righteous path! Far out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 2:9!

Well, I reckon what folks ain’t seen or heard ain’t even crossed their minds, ya know? The Good Lord’s got a whole heap of goodies waitin’ for them who love Him. It’s like findin’ a hidden stash of moonshine—ya never know what kinda surprises are lurkin’ just outta sight, but they’re bound to be mighty fine!

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