March 22, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 4:7!

Yo, Cain, listen, don’t be bashed,
You feeling down, gotta keep it fresh,
Sin’s lurking close, like a sneaky spy,
But you got the power, let it fly high!
Do what’s right, don’t let it sway,
Kick that envy to the curb, hey!
Choose the light, let joy take the stage,
Be the hero, flip the page!

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Breaking News ### Ephesians 6:10-11 ###

**Breaking News: Spiritual Strength Alert!**

In a remarkable call to action, leaders urge believers to “be strong in the Lord” and don the metaphorical armor of God. Experts emphasize the importance of preparation for spiritual battles against evil forces. Stay tuned for updates on how to protect yourselves in these challenging times!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 7:24-27!

Alright, dude, listen up! If you build your life on solid vibes, like a gnarly rock, you’ll stay steady, no matter what hits you. But if you’re all about that flaky sand, when waves crash, you’ll totally wipe out! So, man, choose your foundation wisely—stay chill and grounded, or get ready for a gnarly wipeout!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 37:6-7!

If ya live right and trust in the Big Guy, He’ll make ya shine like a new penny. Now, don’t go gettin’ bent outta shape ’cause them city folk seem to be doin’ better. Just sit back, chillin’, and wait for the Lord to handle it—all sweet tea and no worries, y’all!

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