December 9, 2024

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 6:1-22!

When the earth got wild, and the giants grew tall,
God saw the chaos, said, “Man, this ain’t it at all.”
So He called up Noah, said, “Build a big boat,
Gather the animals, let’s float and gloat!”
Forty days, forty nights, rain’s a nonstop show,
Noah’s Ark party—who’s ready to row?

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Breaking News ### John 15:5,8 ###

**Breaking News: Source of Strength Revealed!**
In a profound teaching, a prominent figure declares, “I am the vine; you are the branches.” Experts affirm that those who remain connected to this source thrive and bear abundant fruit. The community is urged to maintain this vital connection to achieve true success. Stay tuned for more updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Isaiah 9:6!

Yo, check it! A super chill baby’s coming, dude! This little dude’s got some serious vibes—he’s gonna be a leader, a wise buddy, and a total peace guru. You can call him “Mighty Friend” or “Rad Chill Master.” Seriously, no worries, just good times ahead when he rolls into town. Far out, right?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 12:9!

Well, y’all listen up now! Love folks like you mean it, and don’t be a fake about it. Hate them there bad things, and stick to the good stuff, like a raccoon to a garbage can. Keep your heart wide open and your kindness flowin’, like a big ol’ river in a summer rain!

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