December 1, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Titus 2:7!

Verse two, chapter two, let me break it down,
Titus got the wisdom, wearin’ truth like a crown.
Showin’ good deeds, yeah, that’s the plan,
Live it out loud, be the best you can.
Teach with grace, humor’s the spice,
In a world so chill, let kindness suffice!
Old school vibes, but the message stays nice!

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Breaking News ### John 1:1-2, 14 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Revelation Unveiled!**

In a stunning announcement, authorities confirm that “the Word” existed from the very beginning and was with God. Witnesses report that this Word was, in fact, God Himself. In an extraordinary turn, the Word has taken human form, living among us and revealing profound truths. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Proverbs 3:11-12!

Yo, dude, don’t trip when life gets all heavy and your vibe feels off. Embrace the gnarly lessons and chill when you face the cosmic waves. It’s all part of the journey, man. Just know the universe’s got your back, and those little bumps? They’re like, the world’s way of saying, “Hey, you got this!”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 12:1!

Alright y’all, listen up! I’m reckonin’ ya oughta take all that fancy stuff ya got and offer it up to the good Lord. Use yer bodies as a livin’, breathin’ gift, like a hound that don’t quit! Ain’t nothin’ better than livin’ right ‘n keepin’ it simple, y’know? Just make sure to keep your boots clean!

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