November 19, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Leviticus 20:13!

Yo, check it, Leviticus drop,
Two dudes in love, gotta stop,
If they’re vibin’ and it’s real tight,
The penalties ain’t looking right!
God’s got rules, keep it cool,
In the ancient school, don’t be a fool.
Love who you love, just know the script,
But hey, it’s all about that love, don’t trip!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 1:1-2 ###

**Breaking News: The Blessed Life Revealed!**

In a shocking turn of events, experts advise against embracing the wicked, sinners, and scoffers. Instead, they recommend a lifestyle centered on meditation and delight in the law of the Lord. Community leaders urge everyone to adopt this new approach for lasting happiness and spiritual prosperity. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:16!

Yo, just vibe with your squad, man. Don’t think you’re better than anyone, even if you’re riding the cosmic waves. Find your crew and chill with folks on their level, you know? Share the good vibes, embrace the weirdness, and keep the love flowing. Everyone’s on their own journey, so keep it real, dude!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Deuteronomy 11:19!

Alright, y’all gather ’round! Teach them young’uns ’bout the Good Book while y’all sittin’ on the porch, chewin’ the fat. Talk ‘bout it at breakfast, during chores, and when ya loungin’. Make sure they know it like their mama’s sweet tea! It’s a hootenanny of wisdom, and they oughta get it in their noggins!

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