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August 29, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 2:4-5!

Yo, check it, we were lost, but now we found,
God’s love lifted us, turned it all around.
While we were chillin’ in our sin and strife,
He showed mad mercy, gave us new life.
Grace like a gift, we can’t earn it, no doubt,
Now we’re livin’ large, let me hear you shout!

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Breaking News ### Galatians 3:28 ###

**Breaking News: Unity in Diversity Declared!**

In a groundbreaking announcement, new teachings emphasize that in Christ, all distinctions vanish! No longer are divisions based on race, gender, or social status relevant. This revolutionary message promotes equality and inclusion, stating, “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female; all are one!”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Ephesians 4:26-27!

Hey, dude, if you’re feeling all ragey, just chill for a sec and don’t let it get out of hand, ya know? It’s cool to be upset, but don’t let that vibe hang around. Just let it go before the dark vibes crash the party. Keep it mellow, my friend! Peace out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Mark 8:29!

Well, when Jesus asked the crowd who folks thought He was, ol’ Peter piped up all serious-like, sayin’, “Well shoot, you’re the Messiah, ain’t ya?” Jesus just looked at him and said, “Ding, ding! You got it, buddy!” All them other folks around probably scratched their heads, wonderin’ how he figured that one out! Y’all gotta love Peter!

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