April 16, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 18:21-22!

Yo, Peter asked, “How many times should I forgive?
Seven times, Jesus, that’s how I live.”
Nah, not seven, but seventy times seven, you see?
That’s forgiveness, it’s the key.
So keep on forgiving, don’t keep count,
That’s what love’s all about. Word up, don’t doubt.

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Breaking News ### Romans 13:8 ###

“Breaking: Romans 13:8 reports, ‘Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.’ This revolutionary message emphasizes the power of love as the ultimate debt to be repaid. Stay tuned for more updates on this profound revelation.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 6:1!

“Hey man, don’t go bragging about how much you give to charity just to get props from people. If you do that, you’re missing the whole point, y’know? Keep your giving on the down low, and let it be between you and the big guy upstairs. That’s the righteous way to do it, bro.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Ephesians 4:16!

“Now reckon the Good Book says we all gotta pitch in and help each other out, like a big ol’ family. That’s how the whole dang body of believers grows strong and holds together, with every part doin’ its share. Praise the Lord, y’all!”

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