Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it out, I got a story to tell
About how Jesus came and broke sin’s spell
Through faith in him, we got peace with God
No longer slaves, we’re free, no facade
His grace abounds, sin don’t stand a chance
Come on now, let’s do the victory dance!
Breaking News: Isaiah 53:5-6
In a shocking turn of events, a prophecy has emerged claiming that “he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him.” According to the prophecy, “the Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all.” Stay tuned for more updates.
Dude, like, God made Jesus, who never did any bad stuff, take on all our shady vibes, so we could be chill and be tight with God. It’s like, he did the big switcheroo and now we’re totally in sync with God’s good vibes, man.
“Y’all better not get all up in with evil folks, don’t be jealous, and don’t go startin’ nothin’. The Lord don’t like it! He got his eye on the upright folks and he’s pleased with ’em, but them wicked ones, they’s headed for trouble.”
