March 27, 2024

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 6:19-20!

Yo, don’t you know, your body’s a temple,
So don’t be wastin’ it, gotta keep it simple.
God lives in you, don’t be actin’ shady,
So keep it clean, don’t be lazy or crazy.
You were bought at a price, so show some respect,
Take care of yourself, don’t neglect.

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Breaking News ### Psalm 62:7 ###

Breaking News: Psalm 62:7 declares “On God rests my salvation and my glory; my mighty rock, my refuge is God.” This powerful verse from the Bible emphasizes finding strength and protection in God. In times of trouble, trust in God’s ultimate power and seek refuge in His unwavering support. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Philippians 3:10-11!

Like, I wanna like, know Jesus, man, like real deep, you know? I wanna feel the power of his resurrection, and like, chill with him in the sufferings, dude. If I can, like, connect with him in that, I can, like, get to the radical, awesome, cool, sweet, total, righteous, gnarly, totally righteous state of the dead being raised up. Peace out, bro.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 3:27-28!

Y’all cain’t brag ’bout nuthin’ ’cause God’s grace covers us all, not ’cause of our own doin’s. So ain’t no room fer braggin’. We’s all saved by faith, not by werks. So quit yer yammerin’ and trust in the good Lord, y’hear?

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