Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo listen up, don’t rush to get a spouse
Take your time, don’t be a louse
If you’re single, you’re free as a bird
No need to rush, just chill and be stirred
Marriage can bring some complications
So take your time, no need for hesitations
“God hates divorce; it tears hearts apart and destroys what He intended to be whole.”
Breaking News: Psalm 118:5-6
In a message of hope, Psalm 118:5-6 proclaims, “I called on the Lord in distress: The Lord answered me and set me in a broad place. The Lord is on my side; I will not fear.” This powerful verse brings comfort and reassurance to those facing adversity, emphasizing the unwavering support of the Lord.
“So, like, if you wanna chill with me, you gotta be willing to let go of your selfish vibes, man. It’s all about losing yourself and tapping into something bigger, ya know? Keepin’ it real – doin’ your own thing might feel cool, but it ain’t nothin’ compared to the sweet vibes of the universe.”
Well, y’all see, when Jesus was gettin’ dunked in that there water by John the Baptist, the heavens done opened up and the Holy Spirit came down like a dove. And then a voice from the sky boomed sayin’, “You’re my Son, and I’m mighty pleased with ya!”
