Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Children are a beautiful reminder of God’s gift of laughter. Their infectious giggles and uninhibited joy bring so much happiness to the world. As we celebrate this precious gift, let’s teach them to be thankful for the ability to laugh and find joy in everyday moments. Through laughter, they can experience the love and blessings of God in the simplest of ways.”
Yo, married couples, listen up real quick
Don’t neglect each other, that’s just not slick
When you’re feeling randy, don’t run and hide
Come together, let love collide
Then take a break, but only by consent
After all, it’s all part of being content
In a stunning twist, God creates the world in just six days, resting on the seventh. Adam and Eve, the first humans, are placed in a paradise called the Garden of Eden. But trouble looms as they disobey God’s one rule and are banished. The stage is set for a dramatic showdown between good and evil.
Dude, Jesus said, “If you have faith and don’t doubt, you can do gnarly things, like tell a mountain to jump in the ocean, and it will happen. Whatever you ask for in prayer, believing, you will receive.” That’s like, totally far out, man.
“Well shucks, y’all took to that gospel like a pig to slop! It made y’all plumb happy, even with all your troubles. Holy Spirit done stirred up some fire in ya, and everybody’s talkin’ ’bout it. Y’all set a mighty fine example for folks in them parts.”
