November 18, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of John 3:16-17!

Yo, check it, God loved the world so much
He sent his son, to save us all with his touch
Believe in him, and you won’t perish, it’s a fact
Eternal life with him, that’s where it’s at
He didn’t come to judge, but to bring salvation
So follow him, and avoid damnation!

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Breaking News ### John 17:17 ###

Breaking News: John 17:17 – In an exclusive interview, Jesus declares, “Sanctify them by the truth; your word is truth.” This profound statement has sparked controversy among religious scholars. Some argue that truth is subjective, while others believe in the absolute truth found in the word of God. Stay tuned for more developments in this debate.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 14:7-9!

Dude, whether we alive or dead, we belong to the Lord. So, why you judging your bud? We all gonna stand before the big guy one day. For it is written, “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.’” Whoa, heavy, man.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 97:12!

Well shucks, if y’all do right by the good Lord, he gonna bless ya somethin’ fierce! Them righteous folk, they gonna be as happy as a hog in a mud hole. And don’t ya worry none, ’cause the Lord, he gonna stick around and show ya the way. Hallelujah!

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