Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, I got some advice to dish,
Don’t be like the world, don’t act foolish and jest.
Transform your mind, don’t let society grip,
Renew your thoughts, become a wisdom-filled hip.
Don’t follow trends blindly, stay true to your own flow,
In God’s perfect will, let your true colors show!
“Delight in wisdom, avoid evil, nourish your soul; find joy in righteous ways, success will follow.”
Three random fictitious conversations between Lydia and Balaam about Woke Culture. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
“God, enlighten me with truth, memes can’t save me. #seekingwisdom”
The Israel war, also known as the Six-Day War, which occurred from June 5-10, 1967, holds several valuable lessons that can be gleaned from a
BREAKING: Be Alert! The devil prowls, seeking whom he may devour. 1 Peter 5:8-9 warns to remain vigilant, firmly rooted in faith. Urging believers to resist, unyielding and strong, these verses caution against succumbing to the adversary’s temptations. Stay tuned for updates on how to combat the enemy’s schemes. Protect your faith, remain steadfast!
No, God does not condone slavery.
So, like, check it out, dudes and dudettes. I’m totally stoked, ’cause I’m taking one for the team, carrying this cosmic secret deep within me. It’s all about this mind-blowing revelation, man, that the universe holds. The big cheese upstairs wanted everyone to dig it, like, Christ is in you, man. Groovy, right?
Now, y’all listen here, the Lord, He’s got yer back, like old Bessie watchin’ over her calves. Ain’t no need to fret ’bout nothin’, ’cause He’s a guar-dang-tearin’-teein’ to stand with ya through thick n’ thin, just like Cousin Cletus after a jug o’ moonshine. That ol’ devil ain’t got nothin’ on the Good Book!
