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September 29, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 110:1-4!

Verse 1:
Yo, check it, the Lord’s address,
My God’s got me dressed to impress!
Chillin’ on His mighty throne,
King David said, “He got me known.”

Verses 2-4:
God busts out His power, for real,
Rollin’ deep, showin’ who’s ideal.
Priest and King, no joke, no mess,
His swag’s so fresh, can’t contest.

A covenant, never been done like this,
No way, no one’s ever missed!
Eternal, like a royal office,
From the tribe of Judah, no novice.

So, let’s shout out loud and adore,
Our God, who reigns forevermore!
No crisis, just blessings He’s got,
In Him, we trust, like a double shot!

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Breaking News ### John 3:20-21 ###

Breaking News: John 3:20-21

In a stunning revelation, renowned religious figure, Jesus of Nazareth, warns the world of its dark secrets. Exposing the truth, he states that those who embrace darkness shall fear the light, while those who follow the light shall rejoice in their deeds. Divine judgment is imminent, igniting debates on the nature of humanity. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 55:22-23!

Psalm 55:22-23 (Stoner Edition):
“Relax, bro, and let the good vibes soak in. Trust the universe to carry your burdens, even when life gets trippy. Dump your worries on the universe and it’ll work things out, man. It’s got your back, keeping you groovy. Stay Zen, ride the waves, and the cosmic energy will keep you chill.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Chronicles 16:10!

“Now, this here verse goes like this: Search the Lord’s heart, y’all! Get on your knees, ask fer strength ‘n rejoice in His holy name, amen! Git to know Him, kinfolks, ‘n spread the good news of His love, far ‘n wide. Yeehaw, praise the Lord, y’all!” (55 words)

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