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Don’t worry about tomorrow’s strife,
Just live your life, enjoy the hype.
No need to stress and lose your cool,
Chill out, my friend, don’t act a fool.
God’s got your back, He’ll handle the mess,
Forget your worries, have fun and rest.
So why sweat it? Just do your thing,
Tomorrow’s problems? They don’t mean a thing!
“God makes all things work, even when we think they won’t. Trust the process, He’s got you covered!”
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Yo, listen up, dudes and dudettes! Ain’t nothin’ gonna separate us from the love of the universe, man. Not nothin’ above or below, not the trippiest journey or weirdest dimension, no forces, no powers, not even those bad vibes, man! The love of the cosmos is all-encompassing, unstoppable, and rockin’ forever, baby!
Y’all better shape up now, repent and turn ‘way frum yer wicked ways! Git right with the Lord ‘fore it’s too dern late. Throw out them sins like ya toss out hog slop, and reckon the Almighty’s mercy’ll fall upon ya like moonshine rain. Yeehaw!
