Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, gotta get it right
If you know what’s good, then take flight
Don’t be foolin’ yourself, you hear?
Do good all day, be crystal clear
Hear my words, don’t be a clown
Doing wrong when you know what’s right, shut it down.
Breaking News: Leviticus 19:18 commands love for others
In a stunning new development, Leviticus 19:18 has brought a message of love for all to the forefront. The verse claims that love for one’s neighbor is just as important as love for oneself. This comes as a powerful reminder that in a world full of hate, love and compassion are the true keys to happiness.
Yo, listen up my dudes, Isaiah 61:1-3 says that the Spirit of the Lord is upon me and he’s got me covered with some serious good vibes. He’s sent me to bring some awesome news to the poor, comfort the broken-hearted, preach freedom to captives, give sight to the blind, and announce that it’s the year of the Lord’s chillaxing. Can I get an amen?
“Hey y’all, listen up now. To all them preacher fellers out there, take note. Yah gotta take care o’ yer flock, don’t just do it for the cash. Do it with a pure heart, and when the Big Man shows up, y’all will get a shiny crown. Amen!”
