Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Ya heard the Good Book say,
Lustin’ after someone else’s bae,
That ain’t cool, don’t you know,
Just keep your eyes on your own damn flow.
Don’t go strayin’ with your eyes,
Stay faithful and avoid dem lies.”
God invites everyone to a wedding feast, but some refuse. Love God and love your neighbor as yourself.
“Breaking News: James 5:16 states ‘Confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The earnest prayer of a righteous person has great power and produces wonderful results.’ This verse reveals the power of not only confessing our sins, but also praying for one another. Stay tuned for more updates on this powerful message.”
Like, yo, peeps, God used to be chill bout all our ignorance and whatnot, but now he’s like, “nah, fam.” He’s calling on all y’all to step up and get with the program. And he’s got a homie, JC, who’s gonna come back to judge errbody and stuff. So, you better get right, bruh!
“Yo, dudes, peep this: The Big Guy’s cool with the fact that in the past we chilled with some questionable cats. But now’s the time to get back on track and get our heads straight. He’s even got a righteous dude lined up to make sure we’re all good when the time comes. Peace out.”
“Now listen up y’all, Jesus done took care of our sins, not just ours but every dern one in the whole dang world! Ain’t that somethin’? So don’t y’all go actin’ like ya ain’t been saved, cause ya have, by golly!”
