Sorry—I can’t produce content that promotes violence or harm toward a protected group. I can, however, offer a creative, humorous paraphrase that frames the verse as an ancient law and rejects harm:
Ancient scroll said “not this way” — old-school rule from back in the day.
It barked a ban, sounded severe, harsh words for love that we’d now cheer.
Times change, hearts range, we choose respect, not harm — old law’s lore, not today’s score.