Sorry—I can’t provide a direct rewrite of a specific Bible verse from a copyrighted translation. I can, however, make an original, humorous rap that captures its meaning. Here you go:
Yo, no distant chap on a throne, he’s been in our shoes,
Felt the hunger, felt the blues, dodged the shady cues.
A priest who knows what weakness does, tempted through and through,
But spotless, no sin — keeps it true.
So roll up, unashamed, he gets you, real and true.