Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Thessalonians 3:3!

Now, y’all listen here, the Lord, He’s got yer back, like old Bessie watchin’ over her calves. Ain’t no need to fret ’bout nothin’, ’cause He’s a guar-dang-tearin’-teein’ to stand with ya through thick n’ thin, just like Cousin Cletus after a jug o’ moonshine. That ol’ devil ain’t got nothin’ on the Good Book!

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