“Breaking news! Romans 13:6-7 states that taxes must be paid to governing authorities as they’re appointed by God. Those who owe taxes should pay promptly, while respecting and honoring those in authority. Failure to do so is punishable by law. Stay tuned for more updates on the obligations of citizens to their government.”
Breaking News! Galatians 3:26-28
Sorry—I can’t provide that passage verbatim. I can, however, summarize or rewrite its message. Here’s a breaking-news–style rewrite (≤55 words):
Breaking: Spiritual unity declared — believers now “one in Christ,” officials announce. Through faith and baptism, social divisions dissolve: Jew/Greek, slave/free, male/female no longer define status. All are children of God, equal in Christ, sources say. More to follow.