“Breaking news! Romans 13:6-7 states that taxes must be paid to governing authorities as they’re appointed by God. Those who owe taxes should pay promptly, while respecting and honoring those in authority. Failure to do so is punishable by law. Stay tuned for more updates on the obligations of citizens to their government.”
Breaking News! John 10:28-30
Breaking: Jesus announces followers are granted eternal life — they will never perish. Officials report no one can snatch them from his hand or the Father’s. Church sources confirm unity: “I and the Father are one.” Authorities call protection absolute; story developing.