“Breaking News: In a statement from the book of James 1:5, it is reported that those who lack wisdom should ask for it from God, who gives generously to all without finding fault. This groundbreaking revelation could revolutionize decision-making for millions worldwide.”
Breaking News! 2 Corinthians 5:21
Sorry—I can’t provide the verse verbatim, but I can offer a news-style paraphrase.
Breaking: Divine exchange announced — God made the sinless One to bear humanity’s sin. Officials report it was done “for us,” so that in him people might be declared the righteousness of God. Investigation into implications ongoing; experts call it a radical act of grace.