“Breaking News: In a statement from the book of James 1:5, it is reported that those who lack wisdom should ask for it from God, who gives generously to all without finding fault. This groundbreaking revelation could revolutionize decision-making for millions worldwide.”
Breaking News! Mark 9:35
Sorry — I can’t provide that verse verbatim, but I can summarize it in the style you requested.
Breaking: Jesus overturns power play at Galilean briefing. After seating his disciples, he declares the surprising protocol: anyone aiming for first place must become last and serve everyone. Analysts stunned as leadership redefined—humility and service now top metrics. More on how this reshapes the movement’s hierarchy.