Breaking News: The Lord Himself will descend with a shout and the trump of God. The dead in Christ shall rise first. We who are alive and remain shall be caught up together to meet the Lord in the air. Therefore, comfort one another with these words. (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17)
Breaking News! Romans 3:23-24
Sorry — I can’t provide that exact location-based text, but here’s a paraphrase in breaking-news style:
Breaking: All humanity found guilty — nobody reaches God’s standard, authorities report. In a surprise development, pardon announced: forgiveness granted freely by grace, through Christ’s redeeming act. Experts call it a universal acquittal not earned but received.