Which Bible passage would you like rewritten as breaking news? Please give a verse or chapter (e.g., Genesis 1:1, Psalm 23, John 3:16, Exodus 14:21, Matthew 28:1–10). Or say “surprise” and I’ll pick a famous one and produce a ≤55-word breaking-news style piece.

Which Bible verse or story would you like rewritten as a breaking-news piece? Pick one (or paste the text). Examples: Genesis 1 (Creation), Exodus 14 (Red Sea crossing), Psalm 23, Matthew 5 (Sermon on the Mount), Luke 10:25–37 (Good Samaritan), John 20 (Resurrection).

I don’t see a passage specified. Which Bible verse or story would you like rewritten as breaking news (e.g., Genesis 1, Exodus 14, Psalm 23, Matthew 28, John 3:16)? Also tell me tone: serious, dramatic, or witty.

Which verse or passage do you mean? I can rewrite any Bible verse as breaking news in 55 words or less. If you want, pick one (e.g., John 3:16, Psalm 23, Genesis 1, Luke 2:1–20), or tell me a different verse and translation.