John 8:31-32

So, like, Jesus was all, “If you, like, stick with my teachings, you’d be, like, my true followers, and you’d, like, totally know the truth, and the truth would, like, set you free, man.” I mean, that’s some deep stuff, bro. Can you, like, even handle it, dude?

So, like, Jesus was all, “Yo, if you stick with me and dig what I’m saying, you’ll know the real deal. And, dudes, the truth is gonna set you free from all that bogus stuff. No kidding, man! No more fake vibes, just genuine freedom, baby! Righteous!”