Don’t just read the Bible Verse of the Day… Rap it!
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Yo Adam, homie, you need a companion
Someone to chill with, like a best friend
So listen up, man, this is our plan
To find you a lady, to be your main stand
So don’t be lonely, don’t feel stranded
Together you and your boo can be branded.
Yo! Listen up, let me give you the facts
About the angels who didn’t keep their tracks
They left their heavenly abode
And now they’re stuck in fiery mode
They thought they were too cool for school
But now they’re in eternal burning pool
Yo yo yo, listen up, let me be clear,
God said “let us make man in our image, dear!”
We’ll give him power, rule over all,
And he’ll be fly, never ever fall.
So move your feet and shake that hip,
Cause we’re created in God’s drip!
Yo, listen up, all my homies in the house,
Humble yourselves, just like a little mouse,
Respect your elders, don’t be a punk,
That crown of glory? Yeah, you gonna get that chunk.
Listen up, ladies, to what I gotta say
Be submissive to your man every single day
Your inner beauty’s what really matters
Don’t be decked out in fancy gold and fetters
Wives of old showed us how to be
Put God first and find harmony
“Listen up, all you young cats and kittens,
Humility’s the key, so don’t be sittin’
On high like big shots, no need to boast
Just chill out, stay low, and let God’s love be your host.”
“Yo, don’t need no fear,
God’s got us here,
when haters come near,
just remember, be clear,
It’s better to trust
in the Lord, that’s a must,
than to rely
on another guy!”
“Ya heard the Good Book say,
Lustin’ after someone else’s bae,
That ain’t cool, don’t you know,
Just keep your eyes on your own damn flow.
Don’t go strayin’ with your eyes,
Stay faithful and avoid dem lies.”
Yo, listen up, here’s the truth you see
God is Spirit and we should agree
So when you pray, do it in honesty
And let your spirit fly, don’t be phony
Yo, it’s Paul, repping Rome,
Gather round, I got a poem,
Jesus Christ, the Son of God,
He’s the one that we applaud.
I’m here to spread the good news,
About the man with no shoes,
So listen up and hear my voice,
This message, it’ll make you rejoice!
Yo, ladies listen up, don’t be absurd,
The Bible says submit to your hubby, word.
Don’t let your pride get in the way,
Just obey and all will be okay.
Husbands, treat your wives with love and care,
Be a good man, show ’em you’re rare.
Yo God created the garden, a place so fine
Then told Adam, “Take care of it, it’s all mine”
He said, “You can eat anything you please
Just don’t touch the fruit on those two trees”
So Adam got to work, hoeing the land
And never laid hands on that fruit so grand.
