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Yo listen up, don’t rush to get a spouse
Take your time, don’t be a louse
If you’re single, you’re free as a bird
No need to rush, just chill and be stirred
Marriage can bring some complications
So take your time, no need for hesitations
Yo, Jesus dropping knowledge on the crowd
Talking about marriage, they’re getting loud
Saying some can’t handle the single life
But celibacy’s all about that spiritual hype
Not everyone can understand this truth
But those who can, they got that celibacy juice
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a guy who sowed some seeds and oh, it went hell
Some fell on the path, birds snatched ’em away
Some on rocky ground, no roots, so they didn’t stay
But some on good soil, grew big and strong
So keep your heart fertile and you can’t go wrong!
I and my Father are tight, no need to fuss
Trust me, I ain’t playin’, it’s just us
We rollin’ together, always on the same page
Ain’t no doubt, we a duo, no need to engage
So if you wonder who’s the man, let me break it down
Me and Pops, we the original power crown!
They know what’s wrong, they still do it
No one stopping, everyone’s into it
They see the truth, but choose to lie
Wicked acts, they don’t even try
You want God’s love, you gotta turn around
Stop the madness, don’t be a clown
Choose what’s right, don’t be a faker
Or face the judgment, see you later!
Yo, married couples, listen up real quick
Don’t neglect each other, that’s just not slick
When you’re feeling randy, don’t run and hide
Come together, let love collide
Then take a break, but only by consent
After all, it’s all part of being content
Sodom and Gomorrah, they got quite a rep
For their sinning ways, they really took a step
Burning with passion, going after strange flesh
It’s no wonder God had to unleash his wrath
Now they’re an example of what not to do
So listen up, kids, and take note or two!
Yo listen up, I’m the Big JC,
And I’m callin’ out to all of thee.
Come back to me, my wayward bride,
I ain’t playin’, so don’t run and hide.
I’ll give you shepherds after my heart,
So come on back and let’s restart.
Yo, Pharisees came up and asked,
“Is it cool to divorce at last?”
Jesus said, “You gotta understand,
God’s plan for marriage is oh so grand.
From the beginning it was not the deal,
So no divorcing, keep it real.
What God put together, let it be,
No splitting up, just trust in me.”
Yo, peeps listen up to what I gotta say
Moses let you divorce but it ain’t ok
God’s plan is for y’all to stick together forever
Splitting up just ain’t clever
Find a way to work it out, don’t be a quitter
Cuz marriage is a sacred commitment, no Twitter!
Yo listen up, believers in Christ
I’m here to drop some truth that’ll suffice
If you mess up and sin a bit
Don’t stress, Jesus paid for it
Obey His word and walk in the light
Don’t be foolish and live in the night
Stay close to God, you’ll be alright
Just follow His ways, and keep Him in sight
If you wanna ditch your spouse, better think twice
‘Cause in God’s eyes, that ain’t very nice
‘Cause if you leave and marry another
You’re gonna find yourself in a whole lotta bother
Adultery ain’t cool, so just stick with your honey
Or else you’ll end up feelin’ real crummy
