Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Well, lemme tell ya, y’all! A single ol’ corn kernel ain’t gonna grow into much if it don’t get buried in the dirt first. But if it takes the plunge, it’ll sprout like a weed and make a whole mess of corn! So, sometimes ya gotta give up a lil’ to get a lot!
Yo, listen up, it’s time to reflect,
Though our bodies might fade, we show respect.
Got treasure inside, can’t let it wreck,
Outwardly tired, but man, we connect!
Every struggle’s a flex, keep your vibe right,
With laughter and love, we shine bright!
Aging’s a joke, but our spirits ignite,
We rise every day, igniting the night!
When choosing a leader: must be faithful, self-control expert, friendly host, and ready to teach. No drama allowed!
**Breaking News:** In Bethlehem, a monumental announcement has just been made! An angel declared the birth of a Savior, Christ the Lord, bringing joy to all. This miraculous event heralds peace on Earth and goodwill to humanity. Witnesses are encouraged to visit the humble birthplace. Stay tuned for more updates on this unfolding story!
Dude, like, there’s this totally chill vibe happening, right? A kid’s coming, and he’s gonna be called something awesome—“God is with us!” It’s like, no worries, man! The universe sent this little dude to hang out and spread love. So, we’re all in it together, just vibing through life with our celestial buddy! Far out!
Well, lemme tell ya, folks, ain’t no sense frettin’ ’bout what’s for supper or how you’ll be makin’ ends meet! Life’s a whole lot more ‘n just grub ‘n good clothes. Just remember, you ain’t no hog in the pen, so quit worryin’—you’re worth more than all them shiny boots and fancy pies!
Yo, check it, all Scripture’s inspired,
God’s breath in the pages, never retired.
Teaching, rebuking, it’s flipping the script,
Training us up, with wisdom equipped.
For good deeds we’re prepped, can’t just chill,
With the Word in our hearts, we’re ready, we thrill.
Get your Bible, yo, get that skill!
When someone goes back after tasting greatness, it’s like trying to un-toast the bread. Good luck with that! 🥴🍞✨
**Breaking News: Angels Announce Joyous Birth!**
Emergency services report a stunning revelation near Bethlehem. Shepherds in the fields were startled by a divine message proclaiming the birth of a savior. The angelic announcement highlighted a newborn, wrapped in cloth and lying in a manger. This event promises great joy for all people, fulfilling long-awaited prophecies. Stay tuned for updates!
Yo, check it! Tim says, like, the universe came to chill with the wildest dude, me! I was totally lost, but this vibe saved me. Now I’m all about sharing the good vibes, right? God’s mercy is epic, way more than I can even wrap my head around. Praise the cosmic goodness, man! It’s all about the love!
Well now, y’all listen up! The Good Lord ain’t gonna ditch His peeps just ‘cause y’all picked a king. He’s still got yer backs ‘cause He made a promise—kinda like a big ol’ swig of sweet tea on a hot day. So keep yer noses clean and stick to the faith, ya hear?
Yo, check it, God dropped a list,
Ten rules to keep the peace — you get the gist.
No other gods, keep it tight,
Honor your folks, treat ‘em right!
Don’t take a life, don’t steal or lie,
Rest on the Sabbath, just chill and sigh.
Worship with heart, don’t make a scene,
Follow these laws, keep your life clean!
