Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Dudes, in John 13:34-35, Jesus is basically dropping some heavy wisdom on us: Love each other like crazy, man. That’s how people will know you’re my homies, he said. So, like, let’s spread love and good vibes everywhere we go, dudes. Peace out.”
Well now, ol’ John the Baptist done appeared out in the wilderness, hollerin’ ‘Repent, y’all! The kingdom of heaven’s a-comin’!’ He’s preachin’ and hootin’ and hollerin’ like a wild critter, gettin’ all them folks riled up and ready for the Lord’s arrival. Yeehaw!
Yo, listen up, let me spill the tea,
In Acts 2:41, there’s a church party,
Three thousand peeps got baptized that day,
Got with the program, no need to delay,
They heard the word, and it hit them hard,
Jumped in the water, got their faith on guard.
Breaking News: Psalm 73:25-26
In a shocking revelation, the Bible verse Psalm 73:25-26 declares, “Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing I desire besides you. My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.” Stay tuned for developments on this astounding declaration.
And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Dude, giving thanks to him, man. Like, be cool and show your respect for the universe, you know? Peace out, my dudes.
Hey there, y’all! God loves us like nothin’ else in this world. We’re his young’ns, and he wants us to be happy. So next time you’re feelin’ low, just remember – you’re a child of the good Lord, and that’s somethin’ to holler ’bout! Praise be!
Yo listen up, don’t be dull
I got a story, it’s quite a pull
Christ died for sin, but he ain’t stayin’ dead
He got up again, just like I said
Death ain’t got nothin’ on us
We gonna rise, no big fuss
Our bodies gonna be new and fly
So don’t worry, you’ll never die
Breaking News: Psalm 120:1
Reports from the Bible confirm the plea in Psalm 120:1, as the writer cries out to the Lord in distress, seeking relief from deceitful tongues. The urgent call for help has sparked widespread attention and solidarity among believers as they unite in prayer for deliverance from the oppression of slanderous speech.
Dude, John 1:9-13 says that the Light of the world shines on everyone, but some people are like, “Nah, I’m good, keep the light to yourself.” But those who are like, “Yeah, I want that light,” you know, they get to become chill children of God. It’s like, choose your vibe, man.
“Lord, y’all can let yer servant go now, cause I seen yer salvation
Jes’ like you done promised. I reckon I done seen it all now, so I can go in peace. Thank ya kindly, Lord!”
We ain’t haters, we just predestined
God’s Word tells us we’re heaven bound
Whether you’re walkin’ straight or leanin’
God’s love for all of us abounds
So let’s bust a move and spread the news
That Jesus came to save and not to lose
No need to worry, just keep the faith
‘Cause God’s got us covered every single day
“For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.” This just in: According to 2 Timothy 1:7, we are reminded that fear is not of God. Instead, we are given power, love, and a sound mind. Stay tuned as we explore this encouraging message further.
