Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Trust the good Lord with all yer heart, don’t lean on yer own smarts. In all y’all’s ways acknawledge Him, He’ll guide yer paths and not let ya take a tumble. Just hold onto His coattails and let Him do the drivin. Ya’ll be a-OK.”
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a man named Jesus, you know him well
He came to seek and save the lost
Even the tax collectors, yeah, he paid the cost
So if you’re feeling lost and in a bind
Just remember, Jesus is the one you’ll find!
Breaking news: Joshua 1:9
God’s message to Joshua: “Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” This powerful declaration instills hope and strength in the face of challenges. Stay tuned for more updates on this inspiring biblical verse. #Joshua1_9 #Godiswithyou
Hey, man, how long you gonna ignore me, dude?
Forever? That’s harsh, bro.
How long you gonna hide your face from me?
How long must I make plans in my soul,
And have sorrow in my heart all the daze?
How long will my enemies be exalted over me?
“When that thar Jesus feller shows up again, y’all gonna shine like a Christmas tree! Y’all gonna put on some shiny new bodies, just like his’n. So get ready, ’cause it’s gonna be quite the shindig when he comes back!”
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
About a dude named Paul, he’s pretty swell.
He talked about sin, he talked about grace,
And how we all need to seek God’s face.
So don’t be discouraged, just trust in the Lord,
He’s got a plan for us, so let’s all applaud!
Breaking News: Isaiah 55:8-9
In a stunning revelation, the prophet Isaiah declares, “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the Lord. “As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.” Stay tuned for more updates.
“Let the peace of the forest and the chill vibes of the universe rule your heart. And always be grateful for the good vibrations, man. That’s what the Big Guy wants, so just be cool and groove with it.”
Well, y’all ain’t ready for the solid food of the Word, y’all still stuck on that spiritual milk like little babes. Y’all ain’t grown in your faith like y’all should, still actin’ like folks of the world. Time to get y’all act together, amen!
Yo listen up, it’s Zechariah, don’t be lazy
I got a message for you, so don’t be hazy
God’s gonna bless us, don’t be shook
He’s sending a savior, let’s take a look
John will prepare the way, no need to worry
Now go forth and spread the good news, in a hurry!
“Job 23:10-11: BREAKING NEWS – Job remains steadfast in faith despite adversity. In an Exclusive interview, Job states, “But he knows the way that I take; when he has tested me, I will come forth as gold. My feet have closely followed his steps; I have kept to his way without turning aside.” Stay tuned for more developments.”
“Dudes, in John 13:34-35, Jesus is basically dropping some heavy wisdom on us: Love each other like crazy, man. That’s how people will know you’re my homies, he said. So, like, let’s spread love and good vibes everywhere we go, dudes. Peace out.”
