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Yahweh, slap mah neighbor’s teeth outta dey mouth! Save me from dem hatin’ folk, Lord! Ain’t nothin’ mo’ satisfyin’ than seein’ dem evil-doers git what’s comin’ to ’em. Blessin’s be upon mah peeps, y’all. Amen, y’all!
Yo, listen up, I got a message for you
It’s from the Book, yeah, it’s totally true
Jesus said, it’s not what goes in your belly
That makes you dirty, don’t be so smelly
It’s what comes out of your heart, that’s the real sin
Gossip, greed, and hate, that’s where it all begins
Breaking news: Psalm 139:23-24
A call for self-reflection in the ancient scriptures! “Search me, O God, and know my heart; test me and know my anxious thoughts. Point out anything in me that offends you, and lead me along the path of everlasting life.” Tune in for this powerful message of self-examination and spiritual growth.
Dude, I stash the words of the Lord in my heart so I don’t blow it and do dumb stuff. Keep the good vibes flowing, ya know? Gotta meditate on that divine wisdom, man. Peace out.
Well, I reckon everything I used to reckon was important ain’t nothin’ but a pile of cow manure compared to knowin’ Jesus. I’d sell my prized pig and give up my shine just to get to know him better, and that’s the truth, y’all.
“Jerusalem, rejoice! God is our strength and our salvation. The Lord has shown his mighty power by defeating our enemies and bringing peace to the city. Praise and thanksgiving fill the streets as the people celebrate the goodness of God. This is truly a day of victory and joy for the people of Israel.” Isaiah 25:1, reported live from Jerusalem.
Yo man, don’t be chugging down that booze like it’s all good, or trying to mix up your drinks like some kind of bartender. Don’t be hanging with those people who be taking bribes or let them off easy, ’cause that’s just whack, and it’s gonna backfire on you, dude.
Well, ole Eve done took a gander at that there fruit from the tree o’ knowledge, and she thunk it looked mighty fine. So, she plucked it and took herself a big ol’ bite. Then she gave some to Adam, and he took a chomp too. Uh oh, trouble’s a-brewin’!
So if you know what’s right, go and do it,
Don’t just sit around, pretending that you blew it,
God sees everything, so don’t be shady,
Just do the right thing, don’t be acting lazy,
Just do good deeds, be kind and fair,
Don’t be a slacker, show them that you care!
Breaking News: Deuteronomy 6: 6-7 commands “These commandments that I give you today are to be on your hearts. Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up.” Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Dude, don’t be fooled: whatever you plant, that’s what you’ll harvest. So, if you’re sowing good vibes, you’ll reap good times. But if you’re all about spreading negative energy, that’s what’ll come back to you. Keep on grinding and doing good, and the universe will reward you, man. Peace out.
