Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Ya’ll gotta know that God wants ya’ll to keep yer drawers on and not be foolin’ around with no hanky panky. He wants ya’ll to live clean and treat yer bodies with respect. So don’t be goin’ around actin’ a fool, ya hear?
Yo listen up, I got a story to tell
About a God who’s pretty swell
He don’t hold onto anger, no siree
He delights in showing us mercy
He’ll forgive our wrongs, throw them in the sea
Ain’t that a sight, better than a cup of tea
He’s gracious and kind, yeah He’s the boss
So give Him a shout, no need to floss
Breaking News: Jesus predicts his death in Jerusalem. According to Matthew 20:17-19, He tells his disciples that he will be betrayed to the chief priests and teachers of the law. He also reveals that he will be mocked, flogged, and crucified, but will rise again on the third day. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Dude, the big man upstairs is my light and my salvation, so what do I have to be afraid of, bro? Even if a whole squad comes at me, they’re gonna get wrecked. This is my chill time talking, just reminding myself, no need to worry – the big dude’s got my back.
Be right nice to each other, and keep peace like a calm creek. Put your heart into it, and stick together like honey on a biscuit. Don’t go startin’ no fuss, just be good to each other.
Confess your sins, don’t be shy
Let’s pray together, give it a try
The prayer of a righteous one can make moves
So talk to God, don’t be in a snooze
He’ll heal your soul and make you strong
So don’t hold back, you ain’t doing this wrong
Breaking News: Psalm 14:1
A biblical verse from the book of Psalms in the Old Testament declares, “The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God.'” The verse has sparked controversy and debate, with some seeing it as a condemnation of atheism. Others argue for a more nuanced interpretation of the verse’s meaning. Stay tuned for more updates.
Dude, I was chillin’ like a newborn, just doin’ my thing
But you totally had my back since day one, man
You’ve been my homie since before I was even born
And now you’re the bomb, lookin’ out for me, bro.
Hey Jed, listen up! When I holler at the good Lord, He hears me and gives me some peace in my noggin. So don’t be a ornery critter, and turn to Him when you need some help, ‘cause He’s always fixin’ to give you a hand.
Yo, check it out, I got a story to tell
About how Jesus came and broke sin’s spell
Through faith in him, we got peace with God
No longer slaves, we’re free, no facade
His grace abounds, sin don’t stand a chance
Come on now, let’s do the victory dance!
Breaking News: Isaiah 53:5-6
In a shocking turn of events, a prophecy has emerged claiming that “he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him.” According to the prophecy, “the Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all.” Stay tuned for more updates.
Dude, like, God made Jesus, who never did any bad stuff, take on all our shady vibes, so we could be chill and be tight with God. It’s like, he did the big switcheroo and now we’re totally in sync with God’s good vibes, man.
