Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Ya ain’t gotta be all worried none, ’cause God dun sent his spirit right in ya heart, so now ya call him Daddy. Ya don’t gotta be fearin’ no more, ’cause you’s is his heir, and he’s givin’ ya all that good stuff he’s got.”
Yo, I messed up, had some sins to confess,
But I came clean, no need to second guess,
Told the Lord all about my wrongs,
He forgave me, now I’m singing songs,
So if you’re feeling guilty, just let it out,
God’s forgiveness is what it’s all about!
Breaking news: 2 Corinthians 5:14-15 states, “For Christ’s love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all, and therefore all died. And he died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for him who died for them and was raised again.” Stay tuned for more updates.
“Dude, if you’re not down with Jesus, you’re totally missing out, man. Like, you’re already condemned, bro. But if you’re all about Jesus, you’re chillin’ with eternal life, you dig? It’s like, the ultimate bummer or the ultimate gnarly ride, depending on your deal with JC, ya know what I mean?”
“Be right smart when you’re dealin’ with outsiders, y’all. Make the most of every chance ya get to talk. Let yer words be coated in grace, and seasoned with a good heapin’ of salt, so folks know how to respond to yo’ message.” (Colossians 4:5-6, Hillbilly version)
Yo, listen up, believe me, it’s true
If someone messes up, what ya gonna do?
Gotta forgive ’em, no holdin’ back
Even if they cause ya pain, gotta stay on track
So if they do ya wrong, just let it slide
Forgive ’em seven times, don’t let it divide
“Breaking News: Ephesians 1:7 declares, ‘In him we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, in accordance with the riches of God’s grace.’ This revelation offers hope and freedom to all who believe. Stay tuned for more on this life-changing message from the Bible.”
Dude, like, be totally chill and not freak out, bro. The big man upstairs is watching your back, so there’s no need to trip out, ya know? Just keep your head up, stay strong, and keep it real. Peace out, man.
“When the time was just right, the good Lord sent his own boy, born from a gal, and he was put under the law just like us hill folks. But he came to set us hillbillies free, so we could become God’s kin.”
Yo God, create in me a clean heart,
Renew a right spirit in me, that’s a fresh start.
I’ve been messing up, acting all wild,
But I know you can fix it, make me a new child.
Take away my wrong, give me joy instead,
I’m ready to be good, no more trouble in my head.
Breaking News: Hebrews 12:2 – “Fixing our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of faith. For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.” This verse highlights the endurance and faith of Jesus despite the suffering he endured.
“God has given us the dope hookup – thanks to him, we’re all about that good vibes lifestyle. Our wisdom, righteousness, and salvation comes from the big man upstairs. So, if you’re gonna flex, make sure you give credit where it’s due – it’s all about that divine connect.”
