Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Breaking News: 1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4
In a shocking revelation, Paul delivers the news that Christ died for our sins, was buried, and rose again. This groundbreaking revelation, first reported in Corinth, has sparked a wave of hope and faith among believers. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #GoodNews #Resurrection #HopeAlive
Like, imagine… this rich dude ask Jesus how to get into heaven. And Jesus is like, “Dude, it’s easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich dude to get into heaven.” The rich dude is bummed, but Jesus is like, “With God, anything is possible, dude.”
Well, let me tell ya somethin’, when Jesus comes back, he gonna bring all them folks who believed in him right with him. They ain’t gonna miss out on nothin’, y’all. So don’t you worry none about them who done gone on before, ’cause they gonna be right there with us.
Yo listen up, don’t be foolin’ around
Stop actin’ like a clown, get up off the ground
Pull yourself together, get your mind right
Stop livin’ in sin, start walkin’ in light
You better wise up and come to your senses
Or else you’ll be jumpin’ fences
Breaking News: Romans 3:23-24
“For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” This message of hope and salvation has been revealed in the New Testament, offering forgiveness and redemption to all who believe. Stay tuned for more.
“Dude, so they asked Jesus, like, ‘What do we gotta do to, like, do God’s work?’ And Jesus was all, ‘Just, like, believe in me, man.’ Like, that’s it. That’s all you gotta do. So simple, bro.”
I kin do all things through the Good Lord who gives me strength. Ain’t nothin’ gonna hold me back when I got the Big Man upstairs on my side. Yeehaw!
Yo, listen up, this is not a joke,
But if you’re scared, go ahead and take a toke,
Because liars, thieves, and the cowardly crew,
They’re all gonna end up in the fire too,
No more shady dealings or running away,
So get your act together, it’s the final day!
Breaking News: Luke 9:23-24
In a shocking announcement, Jesus reveals the cost of discipleship. In today’s press conference, Jesus stated, “If anyone wants to follow me, they must deny themselves, take up their cross daily, and follow me.” He also added, “For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will save it.” Truly groundbreaking.
Jesus be like, “I am the true vine and my Father be the gardener. He cuts off every branch that doesn’t bear fruit, but the ones that do, he prunes, so they can grow even more fruit. Just like, in life, man, you gotta keep growing and getting rid of the dead weight, ya feel?”
“Don’t let nobody look down on ya ’cause you’re young, but be an example for everybody in how ya talk, act, and believe. Don’t be no dummy, but be a role model for all them crazy folks out there.”
Yo Adam, listen up, hear me clear
One tree, just one, you must steer clear
In the garden, you can eat and chill
But the fruit from that tree will make you ill
Obey my word, don’t make a fuss
Or you’ll be kickin’ it outta here, that’s the deal, Gus!
